Farmington Central Junior High

Good Morning Farmers! Today is Thursday, September 16. Today is National Play-Doh doay. The only gift I got for Christmas last year was Play-Doh. I don’t know what to make of ...

Good Morning Farmers! Today is Wednesday September 15th. Why did the cheeseburger fight the veggie burger? Because they had beef. Lunch today: Breadsticks, Chicken Stir Fry,...

Good Morning Farmers! Today is Tuesday September 14th and today is National Cream Filled Donut Day. Why did the donut go to the dentist? To get a filling. Lunch today: French...

Good Morning Farmers! Today is Monday September 13th, 2021 and today is Uncle Sam Day. Do you know what type of tea is Uncle Sam’s favorite? Liberty! Lunch today: Chicken Pat...

Good Morning Farmers! Today is Friday, September 10th and today is National TV Dinner Day. Last night while eating dinner and watching TV, I asked my wife is there ketchup? She...

Good Morning Farmers! Today is Thursday September 9th and today is National Teddy Bear Day. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! Lunch today: Chicken Nuggets,...

Good Morning Farmers! Today is Wednesday September 8th and this week is National Truck Driver Appreciation Week. National Truck Driver Day should be on October 4th. That’s a bi...

Good Morning Farmers! Today is Monday, September 7th and today is National Salami Day. My organs were shutting down from eating only pepperoni, ham, and salami, but the good new...

Good Morning Farmers! Today is Friday September 3rd and today is US Bowling League Day. Hours after waiting for the bowling alley to open, we finally got the ball rolling. Lun...

Good Morning Farmers! Today is Wednesday September 1st and today is National Chicken Month. What is the most musical part of a chicken? The drumstick. Lunch today: Cheese Piz...

Good Morning Farmers! Today is Tuesday August 31st and today is National Matchmaker Day. What do you call a construction worker who is good at matchmaking? A stud finder. Lun...

Good Morning Farmers! Today is Monday August 30th and today is National Toasted Marshmallow Day. I once gave a single marshmallow to a friend, but he wanted s’more. Lunch toda...

Good Morning Farmers! Today is Friday August 27th and today is National Just Because Day. Today’s joke is just because I thought it was funny. Did you know that air at the gas ...

Good Morning Farmers! Today is Thursday August 26th. Lunch today: Taco Salad, Pizza Burger, and PB&J Students--remember to charge your Chromebooks each night! Also please r...

Good Morning Farmers! Today is Wednesday August 25th and today is National Banana Split Day. Where do you go to learn to make banana splits? Sundae School. Lunch today: Bread...

Good Morning Farmers! Today is Tuesday August 24th and today is National Waffle Day. My wife is terrible at making waffles, but she is getting batter. Lunch today: French To...

Good Morning Farmers! Today is Monday, August 23rd, and I bet you didn’t know that August is National Hair Loss Awareness Month. Why didn’t the balding man get a hairpiece? He ...

Good Morning Farmers! Today is Friday, August 20th and today is National Radio Day. I was always told not to listen to the radio too loud or I might go deaf. Imagine if that ha...

Good Morning Farmers! Today is Thursday, August 19th and today is National Potato Day. What is a potato’s favorite author? Edgar Allen Poe-tato. If you didn’t get that one, I...

Good Morning Farmers! Today is Wednesday August 18th and today is National Fajita Day! I once wrote a song about a fajita...well it was more of a wrap. Lunch today: Cheese Piz...