Farmington Central Junior High

FARMERS ASSEMBLE!!! Good Morning Farmers! Today is Friday August 28th and today is an A day. If you are in 8th grade and you have Tuesday/Friday Art or if you have Chorus, yo...

FARMERS ASSEMBLE!!! Good Morning Farmers! Today is Tuesday August 25th and today is a B day. Today is an A day. If you are in 6th grade or 7th student, and you have chorus o...

GOOD MORNING FARMERS! It is Friday March 13th and today is Friday the 13th. What is our favorite snack on Friday the 13th? I-Scream! Today for lunch we have Fish Sandwich,...

GOOD MORNING FARMERS! It is Wednesday March 11, and today is a great day if you like the band 311. Also, it is National Funeral Directors Day. I recently attended a funeral f...

GOOD MORNING FARMERS! It is Tuesday March 10th and today is National Mario Day. What is Mario’s favorite musical? Momma Mia. Today for lunch we have Spaghetti, Quesadilla,...

GOOD MORNING FARMERS! It is Monday March 9th and today is National Barbie Day. Did you hear about the new Australian Barbie? She says get these shrimp off of me! Today for...

GOOD MORNING FARMERS! It is Friday March 6th and today is National Dentist’s Day. Does everyone know what the best time is to schedule a dental exam? Tooth Hurty. Today fo...

GOOD MORNING FARMERS! It is Tuesday March 3rd and today is National Cold Cuts Day. I love cold cut sandwiches. I would say I’m addicted. I think I need to quit cold turkey. ...

GOOD MORNING FARMERS! It is Monday March 3rd and today is National Read Across America Day or Dr. Seuss Day. Today for lunch we have BBQ Rib, Ravioli, or Farmer Sub. What ...

GOOD MORNING FARMERS! It is Friday Feb. 28th and today is National Skip the Straw Day. I find it strange how everyone suddenly cares about straws because of the turtles, but d...

GOOD MORNING FARMERS! It is Thursday February 27th and today is National Chili Day. How can you tell how heavy a red hot chili pepper is? Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, giv...

GOOD MORNING FARMERS! It is Wednesday February 26th and today is National Tell a Fairy Tell Day. What do frog princes like to eat with their hamburgers? French flies! Toda...

GOOD MORNING FARMERS! It is Tuesday February 25th and today is Fat Tuesday. It is also National Clam Chowder Day. I’d love to give you a great joke here, but today, I’m going...

GOOD MORNING FARMERS! It is Monday Feb. 24 and today is National Tortilla Chip Day. Math joke today. What kind of triangle is a tortilla chip? An i-salsa-lees triangle. T...

GOOD MORNING FARMERS! It is Friday Feb. 20th and today is National Sticky Bun Day. What do you call Dewayn Johnson with a sticky bun? Rock and Roll. Today for lunch we ha...

GOOD MORNING FARMERS! It is Thursday, Feb. 20th and today is National Muffin Day. Two muffins are baking in the oven. One of them yells, it really hot in here. The second sa...

GOOD MORNING FARMERS! It is Wednesday Feb. 19th and today is National Eyelash Day. Eyelashes are supposed to help keep things out of your eyes, yet, when I usually get somethi...

GOOD MORNING FARMERS! It is Friday February 14th and today is Valentine’s Day. What do you call the world’s smallest Valentine’s Day card? A valen-teeny. Today for lunch w...

GOOD MORNING FARMERS! It is Thursday Feb. 13th and today is National Tortellini Day. What kind of pasta does turtles eat? Turtle-lini. Today for lunch we have Nachos, West...

GOOD MORNING FARMERS! It is Wednesday, February 12th and today is National Plum Pudding Day. A guy walks into a doctor's office with a banana stuck in one of his ears, a cucum...