Farmington Central Junior High

Good Morning Farmers! Today is Wednesday Feb. 16th and today is National Almond Day. True story…a semi truck carrying almonds and another semi truck carrying glitter collided on...

Good Morning Farmers! Today is Tuesday Feb. 15 and this week is National Jello Week. I constantly lose my jello after I make it. I can’t remember where I keep pudding it. Lu...

Good Morning Farmers! Today is Monday Feb.14th and today is Valentine’s Day. Why didn’t the skeleton want to send any Valentine’s Day cards? His heart wasn’t in it. Lunch to...

Good Morning Farmers! Today is Thursday, Feb. 10 and today is National Umbrella Day. Never trust an umbrella…they are shady. Lunch today: Taco Salad, Pizzaburger, and PBJ ...

Good Morning Farmers! Today is Wednesday Feb. 9th and today is National Pizza Day! I want to tell you a joke about pizza, but it is too cheesy…you see, this is the problem with...

Please read the following regarding the Special Board Meeting held tonight February 8, 2022. Memo Regarding Return to School Mitigation Return to School Plan Return to Scho...

Wednesday, February 2nd is an E-Learning Day. Check out the District E-Learning Plan for details on how an E-Learning Day works.

Good Morning Farmers! Today is Monday, January 31. Today is National Backward Day. Fun fact. You need to be careful when spelling part backwards. It’s a trap. Lunch today...

Good Morning Farmers! Today is Friday, January 28. National Blueberry Pancake Day. Why do Jedi always burn their pancakes? Because they won’t turn over to the dark side. L...

Good Morning Farmers! Today is Wednesday Jan. 26 and today is National Green Juice Day. Fun fact about Mr. Uptmor, I used to work in an orange juice factory, but I got canned. ...

Good Morning Farmers! Today is Tuesday January 25th and today is National Opposite Day. What is the opposite of a hot dog? A chili dog. Lunch today: Chicken and Noodles, Corn...

Good Morning Farmers! Today is Monday, January 24 and today is National Peanut Butter Day. What did Mr. Peanut say to Mrs. Peanut when he left the house? I’ll be back in a Jif!...

Good Morning Farmers! Today is Friday, January 21 and today is National Squirrel Appreciation Day. I really wanted to give you a dad joke today about squirrels, but everything I...

Good Morning Farmers! Today is Thursday Jan. 20th and today is National Cheese Lover’s Day. Did you know that you can cut down a tree with cheese? You just have to make sure th...

Good Morning Farmers! Today is Wednesday Jan. 19th and today is National Popcorn Day. I am not going to tell you all a dad joke today about popcorn because it is too corny. Lu...

Good Morning Farmers! Today is Tuesday, Jan. 18th and today is National Thesaurus Day. I have a copy of the world's worst thesaurus. Not only is it awful, it’s awful. Lunch t...

Good Morning Farmers! Today is Friday, January 14. Lunch today: Fish Sandwich, Hot Dog, and Farmer Sub If you are interested in ordering a yearbook, today is the last day to...

Good Morning Farmers! Today is Thursday Jan. 13th and today is National Rubber Ducky Day. Two ducks were swimming in a pond. One of them said “quack quack.” The other said “He...

Good Morning Farmers! Today is Wednesday January 12th and today is National Pharmacist Day. Did you know that a pharmacist's favorite beverage is cough-ee.? Lunch today: Chees...

Good Morning Farmers! Today is Tuesday Jan. 11th and today is National Milk Day. You know yesterday I saw a man kick a gallon of milk down the aisle at the grocery store. I tho...