Farmington Central Junior High

Good Morning Farmers! Today is Thursday September 9th and today is National Teddy Bear Day. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! Lunch today: Chicken Nuggets,...

Good Morning Farmers! Today is Wednesday September 8th and this week is National Truck Driver Appreciation Week. National Truck Driver Day should be on October 4th. That’s a bi...

Good Morning Farmers! Today is Monday, September 7th and today is National Salami Day. My organs were shutting down from eating only pepperoni, ham, and salami, but the good new...

Good Morning Farmers! Today is Friday September 3rd and today is US Bowling League Day. Hours after waiting for the bowling alley to open, we finally got the ball rolling. Lun...

Good Morning Farmers! Today is Wednesday September 1st and today is National Chicken Month. What is the most musical part of a chicken? The drumstick. Lunch today: Cheese Piz...

Good Morning Farmers! Today is Tuesday August 31st and today is National Matchmaker Day. What do you call a construction worker who is good at matchmaking? A stud finder. Lun...

Good Morning Farmers! Today is Monday August 30th and today is National Toasted Marshmallow Day. I once gave a single marshmallow to a friend, but he wanted s’more. Lunch toda...

Good Morning Farmers! Today is Friday August 27th and today is National Just Because Day. Today’s joke is just because I thought it was funny. Did you know that air at the gas ...

Good Morning Farmers! Today is Thursday August 26th. Lunch today: Taco Salad, Pizza Burger, and PB&J Students--remember to charge your Chromebooks each night! Also please r...

Good Morning Farmers! Today is Wednesday August 25th and today is National Banana Split Day. Where do you go to learn to make banana splits? Sundae School. Lunch today: Bread...

Good Morning Farmers! Today is Tuesday August 24th and today is National Waffle Day. My wife is terrible at making waffles, but she is getting batter. Lunch today: French To...

Good Morning Farmers! Today is Monday, August 23rd, and I bet you didn’t know that August is National Hair Loss Awareness Month. Why didn’t the balding man get a hairpiece? He ...

Good Morning Farmers! Today is Friday, August 20th and today is National Radio Day. I was always told not to listen to the radio too loud or I might go deaf. Imagine if that ha...

Good Morning Farmers! Today is Thursday, August 19th and today is National Potato Day. What is a potato’s favorite author? Edgar Allen Poe-tato. If you didn’t get that one, I...

Good Morning Farmers! Today is Wednesday August 18th and today is National Fajita Day! I once wrote a song about a fajita...well it was more of a wrap. Lunch today: Cheese Piz...

Good Morning Farmers! Today is Tuesday, August 17th and today is Black Cat Appreciation Day. Speaking of black cats, what did the black cat say to the other when it fell into wa...

Good Morning Farmers! Today is Monday, August 16th and today is National Roller Coaster Day. Why did DJ Ups ride the roller coaster? For the massive drop! Lunch today is te...

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Good Morning Farmers! Today is Thursday May 13th, and it is the last day of school! Lunch today is hot dogs or deli sub. Students please check the lost and found table to see...

Good Morning Farmers! Today is Wednesday, May 12th and today is a B day. If you are 6th or 7th grade and have band on your schedule, you have clas today. Also, if you are in 6t...