March 9, 2020
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It is Monday March 9th and today is National Barbie Day. Did you hear about the new Australian Barbie? She says get these shrimp off of me!
Today for l...
March 6, 2020
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It is Friday March 6th and today is National Dentist’s Day. Does everyone know what the best time is to schedule a dental exam? Tooth Hurty.
Today for ...
March 3, 2020
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It is Tuesday March 3rd and today is National Cold Cuts Day. I love cold cut sandwiches. I would say I’m addicted. I think I need to quit cold turkey.
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March 2, 2020
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It is Monday March 3rd and today is National Read Across America Day or Dr. Seuss Day.
Today for lunch we have BBQ Rib, Ravioli, or Farmer Sub. What is...
February 28, 2020
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It is Friday Feb. 28th and today is National Skip the Straw Day. I find it strange how everyone suddenly cares about straws because of the turtles, but do...
February 27, 2020
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It is Thursday February 27th and today is National Chili Day. How can you tell how heavy a red hot chili pepper is? Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give...
February 26, 2020
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It is Wednesday February 26th and today is National Tell a Fairy Tell Day. What do frog princes like to eat with their hamburgers? French flies!
Today ...
February 25, 2020
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It is Tuesday February 25th and today is Fat Tuesday. It is also National Clam Chowder Day. I’d love to give you a great joke here, but today, I’m going ...
February 24, 2020
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It is Monday Feb. 24 and today is National Tortilla Chip Day. Math joke today. What kind of triangle is a tortilla chip? An i-salsa-lees triangle.
Tod...
February 21, 2020
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It is Friday Feb. 20th and today is National Sticky Bun Day. What do you call Dewayn Johnson with a sticky bun? Rock and Roll.
Today for lunch we have...
February 20, 2020
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It is Thursday, Feb. 20th and today is National Muffin Day. Two muffins are baking in the oven. One of them yells, it really hot in here. The second say...
February 19, 2020
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It is Wednesday Feb. 19th and today is National Eyelash Day. Eyelashes are supposed to help keep things out of your eyes, yet, when I usually get somethin...
February 14, 2020
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It is Friday February 14th and today is Valentine’s Day. What do you call the world’s smallest Valentine’s Day card? A valen-teeny.
Today for lunch we ...
February 13, 2020
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It is Thursday Feb. 13th and today is National Tortellini Day. What kind of pasta does turtles eat? Turtle-lini.
Today for lunch we have Nachos, Wester...
February 12, 2020
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It is Wednesday, February 12th and today is National Plum Pudding Day. A guy walks into a doctor's office with a banana stuck in one of his ears, a cucumb...
February 11, 2020
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It is Tuesday February 11th and today is National Don’t Cry Over Spilled Milk Day and just to let you know, Chuck Norris doesn’t cry over spilled milk, spi...
February 10, 2020
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Today for lunch we have Hamburger, Chicken Nuggets, and Deli Sub.
Attention Student Council members, ALL committees will meet on February 12 and February...
February 6, 2020
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Today for lunch we have Taco Salad, Pizza Burger, or PBJ.
Today is the third quarter midterm.
Good luck to the girls volleyball team as they take on ...
December 4, 2019
Today is Tuesday December 3rd, and today is the National Day of Giving. Congratulations to our 8th grade girls basketball season on a great year. Last night, the girls played wel...
November 25, 2019
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Today is Monday, November 25th, and today is National Parfait Day. My favorite type is raspberry. In fact, I like my raspberries when they play guitar bec...