Farmington Central Junior High

Good Morning Farmers! Today is Tuesday, Jan. 18th and today is National Thesaurus Day. I have a copy of the world's worst thesaurus. Not only is it awful, it’s awful. Lunch t...

Good Morning Farmers! Today is Friday, January 14. Lunch today: Fish Sandwich, Hot Dog, and Farmer Sub If you are interested in ordering a yearbook, today is the last day to...

Good Morning Farmers! Today is Thursday Jan. 13th and today is National Rubber Ducky Day. Two ducks were swimming in a pond. One of them said “quack quack.” The other said “He...

Good Morning Farmers! Today is Wednesday January 12th and today is National Pharmacist Day. Did you know that a pharmacist's favorite beverage is cough-ee.? Lunch today: Chees...

Good Morning Farmers! Today is Tuesday Jan. 11th and today is National Milk Day. You know yesterday I saw a man kick a gallon of milk down the aisle at the grocery store. I tho...

Good Morning Farmers! Today is Monday, January 10 Lunch today: tacos or pretzel w/ cheese or farmer sub Students, we will NOT be going outside for lunch or recess today, and ...

Good Morning Farmers! Today is Friday, January 7 and today is National Bobblehead Day. The Chicago Bears recently had a bobblehead night. The doll is so realistic that it dropp...

Good Morning Farmers! Today is Thursday Jan. 6th and today is National Technology Day. Did you hear that now there is a computer that will sing? It’s A Dell. Lunch today: P...

Good Morning Farmers! Today is Wednesday January 5th, 2022 and today is National Bird Day. A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan pla...

JC Pohl, President and CEO of TEEN TRUTH, visited Farmington Central today. The producer and speaker who has reached over 10 million lives with his efforts to build school cultur...

Good Morning Farmers! Today is Tuesday, December 21. Today is National Humbug Day. What do grumpy sheep say at Christmas? Bah Humbug. Lunch today: Pizza or PB&J Congratula...

Good Morning Farmers! Today is Monday December 20th and today is National Go Caroling Day. True fact, I always carry a rock with me to throw at people who sing carols before Tha...

Good Morning Farmers! Today is Friday December 17th and today is Bingo’s Birthday Month. How do you get four old ladies to get really mad, really fast? Have a fifth yell Bingo!...

Good Morning Farmers! Today is Thursday, Dec. 16 and today is National Chocolate-Covered Anything Day! Do you know what a lamb covered in chocolate is called? A chocolate baaa....

Good Morning Farmers! Today is Wednesday December 15th and today is National Cupcake Day. Do you know what the pig said when someone told him he was making cupcakes all wrong? ...

Good Morning Farmers! Today is Tuesday, December 14th and today is National Monkey Day. Do you know why monkeys won’t play cards in the jungle? Because there are too many cheet...

Good Morning Farmers! Today is Friday December 10th and December is National Pear Month. What do you get when you add fruit to your salad? The Perfect Pear. Lunch today: BBQ ...

Good Morning Farmers! Today is Thursday, December 9, 2021. Today is National Pastry Day. Do you know what kind of pastries the Chicago Bears are best at making? Turnovers. Go...

Good Morning Farmers! Today is Wednesday, December 8, 2021 Lunch today: There will be NO chicken stir fry today, the cafeteria will be having cheese breadstick with marinara or...

Good Morning Farmers! Today is Tuesday, December 7, 2021 Lunch today: French Toast, BBQ Pork, and PB&J For band and choir students, tonight is the Band and Chorus Concert. ...